a drunken dateA surprise visitorA reconciliation or just coffee?Sleep....Torn between two loversStaggeredA happy ending?
(First broadcast 11th February, 1993)
The synopsis
Mark has two women at his flat who both want to spend the night alone with him. When Becky turns up unexpectedly, he suspects she desires the same, but unless he can keep all three apart, he knows he’ll be in for a night of frustration.
 

DRUNK WOMAN:  What's happened? Who was at the door?                       MARK:  It's....er....It's my wife. I'm married.                                        DRUNK WOMAN:  Married???!!! But you were only gone a minute! Boy, is this date going badly!

TRACY:  Mark, I've just had a thought.                                                        MARK:    No, that was the doorbell!

 
The cast
Mark
ROBERT BATHURST
Becky
FIONA GILLIES
Robert
PAUL RAFFIELD
Tracy
TRACIE BENNETT
Trevor
PAUL-MARK ELLIOTT
Woman
ELIZABETH EDMONDS
 
The assembled cast are staggered when they conclude that Mark's love-making for the night must be well into double figures; to which Mark quips, smugly, "If you guys ever need any tips....."