REMOVER
A bit-part character in episode one, who speaks with a not-too-strong South London accent.
HUSBAND
A bit-part character who appears in episode one only, who should be played with a slightly religious inclination.
STATION ANNOUNCER
He makes the announcements at Jazz's local railway station, but unlike most people in his job, he is totally intelligible over the tannoy.
FEMALE PASSENGER
A middle-aged lady who is also very much middle-class. She comes across as being rather prim and proper on the occasions we meet her, when she has to suffer the misfortune of Jazz bumping into her - literally.
POLICEMAN
This character is the complete opposite to the typical fascist pig caricature that appears in many sitcoms. He is barely eighteen and a total wimp. He tries - without success - to hide this by pretending he is 'hard', and, in keeping with the image he is failing to project, constantly spurts forth outrageously right-wing comments. However, we are never left in any doubt that there is no conviction in his lines - his voice only serves to make these sound totally ridiculous. He is over-fond of calling every one 'sonny', and he over-emphasises the word each time in a vain attempt to give it impact.
STARLINE
This is one of those pre-recorded astrological prediction services which you can telephone. The voice is female and the delivery is bright and breezy, despite it's doom-laden message.
PETER DOLE
Lesley's brother-in-law, who owns an insurance company. He clearly has a high - if misplaced - opinion of himself, and his voice should reflect his character.
CUSTOMER
Customer is not really the right word to use in describing this character, since, in five short words, she makes it quite clear that she has no desire to be a customer at all.
WAITER
He serves in the local, rather down-market, Italian restaurant, but his dialogue is full of French expressions. A none-too-convincing French accent is required.
TRAMP
He is an old man who has finally hit rock bottom. However, despite his lowly social status, he is eventually revealed to be quite a sage. This begs the question, how has he ended up like this? The answer is simple. He learned his wisdom from his errors, but, for him, it is too late to rectify them.
PAPARAZZO
He is one of a crowd of celebrity-seeking press photographers who descend upon the restaurant.
FROBISHER
She is the Major's second-in-command, and speaks in a characteristically-clipped military style.
MOANING WOMAN
Given the circumstances in which she appears, this character has every justification for moaning.
MYSTERY CALLER
Another female character who has a single line to deliver via the telephone in a somewhat intoxicated manner.
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